Current Season

Only 2 performances left! Come see this hilarious play!

Whoever said life is better after fifty had better be right! George Thomas is turning fifty on Saturday, and it has been a terrible week. His dog is sick, his son is a slacker, and his daughter wants to marry a Democrat. With a neurotic wife and a widowed neighbor providing more challenges than even George can overcome, this may be the worst week of his life. Through these trying days, George will discover the wonders of family, the responsibilities of parenthood, and the results of his latest physical. The Big Five-Oh is a hilarious, sometimes touching account of a grown man coming to terms with his age, his relationship with his son, and his future. It is the story of a middle-aged man finally growing up. Tickets on sale now!

The Kid’s Playwriting Festival returns!  More information can be found here.

Information on auditions for the rest of our season will be added to our Current Auditions page as soon as it is available.

Current Sponsors

Diamond Level

The HELP Association
Arts Council of Calvert County
The Town of Chesapeake Beach

Silver Level

Garbelman Winslow Certified Public Accountants
The Town of North Beach
Jeff Larsen

Patron of the Arts

Jana Ritter at Ritter Realty


North Beach Boys & Girls Club
Joy Hill

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